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TIPS FOR MY NEW FIRST GRADER

DEAR SON, 

CONGRATULATIONS ON STARTING FIRST GRADE! Below are some tips for you as you move up to the Big Leagues: 

THINGS THAT KIDS SAY ARE NOT COOL AFTER KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION: 

Nose picking

Picking Wedgies 

Food all over your face

Shorts that are too short

Peeing your pants

Getting help wiping your butt

Tatteling on friends

Kissing up to the teacher

Professing your love to your mother

Playing with the opposite sex

Crying in school

not being great at sports

not knowing the latest dance move

THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU THE COOLEST KID IN FIRST GRADE:

Being nice to everyone

Being funny

Joining a sports teams

Playing an instrument

Getting good grades

Standing up to bullies

Starting games at recess

Fist bump your mom goodbye before school

Wear shorts and long socks with slides

Know what slides are

Learn the latest youtuber 

Bring in the best treat for your birthday

Practice the latest dance move until you get it

Be yourself, because you are amazing!!

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